I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.

McSweeneys featured Comic Sans in their Short Imagined Monologues series. Let me whet your appetite with a quote and then feel free to amuse yourself with the full piece.

You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type.

I think Comic Sans sounds bitter. You?