Brands for a Day

Dear Jane Sample created a visual representation of all the brands she uses in a single day. It surprising what it says about a person. The 3.5 condoms and 2 pot leaves is a bit silly and makes me raise an eyebrow... is pot really a brand? (She admits its not but I think she wanted some street cred). I'm a little concerned about what a brand map of one of my days would look like. If chided, I might consider building one.